it’s my birthday so if youre planning to kill me you’re out of luck you have to wait until tomorrow

its my birthday now

systemshocker:

ughhh i lost my debit card

autumn found it!!

ughhh i lost my debit card

littleacolyteultra:

me? sorry, I’m waiting for sloane to post…

sorry rylee, i never post… i scribe

foothive2:

i remember when i was a kid whenever i saw movies like kung fu panda or iron man or shrek in the theater and i would walk out the theater to the music and do a cool walk like i was the main character like a shrek walk or an iron man walk or a kung fu panda walk i thought i was really cool

ewanenoellav:

Yo mama so dumb that in bird box she looks at the monster of birdbox

ewanenoellav:

*dies* Wow, I just died in this post here. Bet you didn’t think this was gonna get so fucking heavy, huh? Just checking your phone, flicking down the Tumblr app? Bet you didn’t think you were gonna see something like this fucking go down?

(on the verge of tears) everybody wants a pizza parade we wanna have a pizza,a pizza parade..

omg.. the pacific northwest tree octopus can survive in dihydrogen monoxide

arthurpomorphic

~a swinton

the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:

Funny how

Certain people would rather drink

Pumpkin spice latte

Than make a million dollars